neurochemical:

neurochemical:

im at a hotel and the people in the room next to my room started having sex and i timed it and he only lasted for 54 seconds and i think they can hear me laughing now

UPDATE: they just banged on the wall and it only made me laugh harder because dude you can bang a wall but not your girlfriend

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joelle-elizabeth:

ulyssee:

cigs4kids:

what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it

i would do a split

Oh my GOD

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rock-or-something:

HANDS OFF FUCKBOY

rock-or-something:

HANDS OFF FUCKBOY

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

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cerulean-warbler:

Stephen Hawking has his PhD. is Sasstronomy

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teen-tltan:

penispolice:

im so confused

every teenager goes through this phase, its just puberty.

teen-tltan:

penispolice:

im so confused

every teenager goes through this phase, its just puberty.

Tina Fey for American Express - 2008 vs. 2014

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plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

treesandfangs:

darlos9d:

sargenut:

cr1tikal is gonna be on his death bed and his last words are probably going to be a monotonous, sarcastic “well fuck my asshole”

"I’m done playing this. Well that’s the end of my life. Remember to rate my life, comment my life, and subscribe if you want to see lives similar to this one. See ya." ::dies::

In a nearby maternity ward, a baby is born. The doctors gather, clearing its lungs of fluid, waiting for its first squalling cries of life…

"Hey what up everybody it’s Cr1tikal and this time I’m playing Reincarnation let’s do this shit”

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idioticteen:

harrystyls:

what is white culture

clapping after an airplane lands

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spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

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