When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level
*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this
Gentle reminder that we all make dumb mistakes. Take a picture, laugh at yourself, and try to salvage your kitchen before the fires spread.
“Thanks for your help, Admiral Janeway.”Requested by theadmiraljanewayfiles
Photographer Mattias Klum from National Geographic gets close and personal with a lion.
"and all of a sudden you feel very small" damn right
So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”
If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does.
Thanks, Nelson Dellis.
laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH
you don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite
STOP!!! ENCOURAGING!!! DAFTWORLD!!!
HE IS SCUM!!! HE IS CREEPY AND RUDE AND MUST BE STOPPED!
I FUCKED UP.
DON’T LOOK AT ME.
this is my phone. probably the greatest phone in all the lands. it can be dropped off a house without breaking. and it has snake.
s cience tumblr why the hoobly boobly