Reblog if your penis is on fire right now like actually in flames
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Anonymous said: idk who you are or what you look like but you seem funny&chill. we should cuddle sometime. hmu. betch.

"hmu"

>anon pls

shrikestrike:

sportsketball:

good non gendered words to say instead of dude to someone who doesnt want to be called a dude

  • buddy
  • bud
  • pal
  • neighbor
  • *australian voice* mate
  • *cowboy voice* partner

don’t forget

  • *strong Russian accent like Siberian winter* COMRADE
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kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm:

ppl be talkin about the new 3d/live action spongebob movie but all i can think is

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Truthful Anon Feelings:

Go on ANON and tell me what you think of me. I do not want to know who it is, at all. Don’t tell me who it is, don’t give me hints, don’t say your screen name. Tell me exactly what you think of me. Don’t sugarcoat things. Don’t lie. If you hate me, tell me why. Tell me what I’m doing wrong. If you like me, tell me why. Tell me exactly what you think of me.

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straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

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straightedgemama:

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though

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i ran a wifi network at my high school last year named “electric goose” and when i go back in a few weeks i’m naming it “electric goose 2 - wifi boogaloo”

theadmiralscoffee:

That’s it. That’s the show.
(Star Trek Classics - Encounters with the Unknown)
(EDITED - scanned, eyes and undershirt colour corrected)

theadmiralscoffee:

That’s it. That’s the show.

(Star Trek Classics - Encounters with the Unknown)

(EDITED - scanned, eyes and undershirt colour corrected)

queenofthedandelions said: I was reading a fanfic, and the penis was called "a dingily doo flytrap penetrator"

wtffanfiction:

that is one of the most creative ones ive ever seen

sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

"haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY

sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

"haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY

cyberlocc:

storeboughtisfine:

chirobe:

Peach-faced Lovebird and Galah

Brid

what anime is this

cyberlocc:

storeboughtisfine:

chirobe:

Peach-faced Lovebird and Galah

Brid

what anime is this

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ohmyprettydarling:

am I the only one that thinks “I love you.” & “I’m in love with you.” are two totally different things

"I love you" means your heart has made a connection with that person.

"I’m IN love with you" means your heart is invested in them.

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