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don’t you just take the chicken and make pbbbbt noises with your mouth? that’s how I do it

i am gone

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you’d have to look them in the eyes, so it’d be a lot more awkward

HOW IS THAT AWKWARD DO YOU KNOW HOW SEX WORKS

did u buy a dick catching guide? learn dick calls? try out any dick calls in the wild? buy some dick seed and some dick feeders? disguised yourself as another dick?

i have done all of these, even invested in an ultrasonic dick attractor, but to no avail. i am clearly going to die dickless.

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theroughbuddy replied to your post: LORD JESUS WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND D…

well if it was forwards ass, it’d be a lot harder to take the dick if you could find it

would it james

WOULD IT

LORD JESUS WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND DICK IN THIS BACKWARDS ASS TOWN

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0bstacles:

huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES

The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.

Watch the machine in action here.

this makes me so happy

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bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

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lrauen:

why does coulter get 15 notes on his selfies but i get two i’m much cuter and nowhere near as terrible

i’m hurt

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voldey:

maxwelln:

jerryterry:

Did you know that M83’s Midnight City and Smash Mouth’s All Star have a tempo difference of only 1 BPM?

I thought I had enough allstar

WHAT THE HELL

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tvvink:

pro’s of dating me

  • i love being cuddled
  • i will kiss u literally whenever u want 24/7
  • i look gross so you will always seem more attractive by comparison
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yarrahs-life:

trebled-negrita-princess:

lovelifelaurennn:

thisbitchyellsback:

phosphorescentt:

septemberism94:

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists

the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession

OOOOPS

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FACTS

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fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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lrauen said: are you at your grandma's house. stop being there. come to my grandma's house instead

im sorry i just went home after crashing at grandma’s because i visited my dearly loved friend josh in turlock for 3 days