don’t you just take the chicken and make pbbbbt noises with your mouth? that’s how I do it
i am gone
you’d have to look them in the eyes, so it’d be a lot more awkward
HOW IS THAT AWKWARD DO YOU KNOW HOW SEX WORKS
did u buy a dick catching guide? learn dick calls? try out any dick calls in the wild? buy some dick seed and some dick feeders? disguised yourself as another dick?
i have done all of these, even invested in an ultrasonic dick attractor, but to no avail. i am clearly going to die dickless.
well if it was forwards ass, it’d be a lot harder to take the dick if you could find it
would it james
The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.
this makes me so happy
i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with
why does coulter get 15 notes on his selfies but i get two i’m much cuter and nowhere near as terrible
Did you know that M83’s Midnight City and Smash Mouth’s All Star have a tempo difference of only 1 BPM?
I thought I had enough allstar
WHAT THE HELL
pro’s of dating me
- i love being cuddled
- i will kiss u literally whenever u want 24/7
- i look gross so you will always seem more attractive by comparison
why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists
because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists
the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt